Funniest Venn Diagram Ever

Still remember about Venn Diagram? Introducing in 1880 by John Venn, this diagram is part of Math discipline and taught in junior high school. Venn Diagram are used to teach elementary set theory, as well as illustrate simple set relationships in probability, logic, statistics, linguistics and computer science.

Apparently, that's not the only function of Venn Diagram. Like any other Math's subject, it also can be used as a joke and humor. Check out some of the funniest Venn Diagram from the pics below:

How Gadget Fans See Each Others

Nowadays, there are only three systems that dominated the market of cell phone. They're Apple's iPhone, Blackberry from RIM, and Android OS mobile phone. Each of them has its own fanatic fans, which quite hate each others. Let's see how iPhone, Blackberry, and Android users see each others, via this funny cartoon chart:

When Famous Movies and TV Show Turn Adult

Who doesn't know famous movies like James Bond, Batman, or Twilight? And who doesn't watch hit TV shows such as CSI, Friends, The Cosby Show, or Seinfeld? Recently, many adult movies with the parodic versions of those famous show released on the market. There are two reasons why that's happened; 1. because those shows have many fans, and 2. because there's a saturation in adult movies industry, they've been lack of creativity and need a new "story" for their new releases.

These are some samples of the parody version of famous movies and TV series:

The Definitions of Kiss

"A kiss is the act of pressing one's lips against the body of another. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. A kiss may be used to express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, and good luck, among many others." -- Definition of kiss according to Wikipedia.

You also can find the other definitions of kiss/kissing according to various dictionaries, and they will describe it quite similar with the above sentences. But because this is a humor blog, we searched for the uncommon definitions of kiss according to many disciplines. And here are what we found:

Economics :
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Accountancy :
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Algebra :
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Geometry :
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.



Physics :
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Chemistry :
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Zoology :
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Physiology :
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Dentistry :
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Statistics :
Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Philosophy :
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

English :
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Architecture :
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Comp. Science :

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Anyway, kissing is the first step for deeper relationship. If you feel a connection with someone through kissing, and decide to marry or moving together but don't want a baby yet, then you probably want to learn about birth control. Check out this cool image below about "birth control through the ages".

This graphic was designed by Lorena O'Neal, you can check out more of
her work here.

Source:http://www.laboratorytechnician.org

Photographed at The Right Moments

There have been many occasions that prove that bringing camera everywhere you go is necessary. You can see some examples of hilarious pictures in this post, some were taken accidentally, while the others are on purpose to create a funny moments. All these photographs have a hidden meaning behind it.

By bringing your camera on vacation, who knows if you can capture some pics of When Animals Get Stuck on something. Want to know something better to caught with your shutter? It's a photo of horny girl which act strangely funny and sexy!

Funny (and Dumb) Celebrity Quotes

We always know that celebrities aren't the smartest creatures on this planet, and they prove that by themselves in numerous occasion by saying funny quotes, which also dumb. In movie, they can say a romantic love quotes, but that's obviously someone else's writing. While in real live, celebrity quotes aren't that bright, as you can read from these examples:


"I think food is really sexy."
- Matthew McConaughey

"My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects."
- Les Dawson

"There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
- Jerry Seinfield

" I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch

"I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak."
- Linda Evangelista

"I want a man with kindness and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
- Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
- Paris Hilton

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera

"It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
- Axl Rose

"I'm doing a lot of shopping in the name of research."
- Isla Fisher

Funny Math in Life

Math is obviously not fun for most people. Nevertheless, it's very important, thus every school must has it on syllabus. The reason why math is necessary is because we use it on daily life, not just for scientific purpose. These are some situations in romance and works that can be described in mathematical equations:


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy





OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.