Asian Girls without Makeup

Many male worldwide admire Asian girls, and even having a dream of dating or marrying one. They especially love girls from Eastern Asian, such as China, Japan, and Korea, as women from those countries usually have a very white and smooth skin, which make them look like a doll.

Well, sometimes thing is not like what it seems, and looks can be deceiving. Take a look at some pictures of Asian girls with and without makeups below, and now you must think twice before meeting Asian women after interested with their photos at Facebook or dating sites!




So, you've seen how makeups and cosmetics (added with a little Photoshop too?) can change an "ordinary" girls to look like Asian models. Now, how about the real Asian celebrities? Do they really beautiful without their makeups? Check them out:

Elly Tran Ha, Vietnamese Model

Gong Li, Chinese International Actress

Katrina Halili, 2006 & 2007 Sexiest Woman of FHM Philippines

Baby Margaretha, Indonesian Model and Internet Queen

Lin Chi-Ling, Taiwanese Model and Actress

Miyabi, Japanese Adult Video Star

Zhang Ziyi, Chinese International Actress

Katrina Kaif, Most Searched Bollywood Girl on the Internet

So, how do you think about those Asian girls, celebs or not, without makeup? Do they really naturally beautiful? By the way, don't think of me as a racist here just because I've only noted Asian girls without makeup, as I've already posted Hollywood celebs without makeups a while ago.

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Hotel's Clerk Jokes

If you search information about travel tips anywhere, you can always find some guides about hotel and lodging. It's pretty understandable, as staying in bad hotel can ruin the whole traveling experience, whether if someone is on vacation or business trip.

Now, even when you're staying at a luxury suite of a five-stars hotel, bad moments still can happen, especially regarding the hotel's services. Below are some jokes about argumentation between travelers and hotel's clerks, which obviously not based on a real experience.



Wake-Up Call

One night at an economy motel, a guest ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he woke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.

"Good morning," a young man said. "This is your wake-up call."

Annoyed, he let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6!, what if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you wouldn't have been staying in this motel, would you?"



One-Night Rate

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprised to find they owe $3000.

"How's this? We've only been here one night!" the man was annoyed.

"So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis courts, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up."

"But we didn't use any of these!" explained the couple.

"If you didn't use - that's your problem," came the reply.

"In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said the man. "What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"

"If yo u didn't use - that's your problem!"


Dog is Allowed

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."



Traveler's Wife

A traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.

"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."

Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"

"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."

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20 Funny Fortune Cookie Messages

If you live in America, I believe that you have been familiar with fortune cookie. It's a crisp cookie that often served as dessert in Chinese restaurants in the US. There's nothing special about its taste, people love this food because it contains hidden message wrapped inside the cookie. The messages can be in the form of quotes, riddles, Chinese wisdom words, lucky numbers, and sometimes just funny sentences without meaning.

Images below are 20 examples of funny fortune cookie messages:





















So, have you ever found funny fortune cookie messages such as those in the images? Anyway, if you're interested to make your own fortune cookie, it's not that difficult. Check it out at Chinese Food Recipes site, and surprise your friends with your own "weird" sayings!

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