Breaking Up Through Poems

Having trouble find the right words for a breaking up line? Try to say it with poems! Try these funny two lines poems for a guarantee split up. I need to warn you though, use it at your own risk, just like the previous Hilarious Poems.

1. I would go to the ends of the earth,
To kick the tramp who gave you birth.

2. In the card game of life we are a pair
But I'd rather be playing solitaire.

3. I'll stay with you no matter what
But man, oh man, your sister's hot!


4. You've brought such joy into my life,
My friend, I'm sleeping with your wife.

5. A greater love we'll never find
the gym should fix your fat behind

6. Your lips and mine, one and the same.
But before we kiss, remind me your name.

7. My love is like the morning dew
I stay the night, then spit on you.

8.I long to see your lovely face
Down in the mud you big disgrace

9. Your face belongs up on a screen
Behind a mask, in Halloween

10. My darling, my love, you've stolen my heart,
My wallet and my car, you thieving tart!

The Cat is Back!

Created in 1978 by Jim Davis, Garfield is a cartoon character that never gets old and always loved by his fans. These are a few more comic strips of our favorite cat ever, Garfield. Check out the classic drawing in 2nd pics, where the fur-ball looks ugly and fat!

30 Ways to Please Your Girl

Most man usually having a difficult time to understand women, said that they're a complex creatures that hard to understand. Actually that's not completely true, woman just enjoy a little attention and like to be pleased. These are some useful tips on how to treat your lady:

1. Don't hug her friends or your friends which are girls, cause she'll feel left out.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.

5. Wrestle with her.


6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.

13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then tell her.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21. Kiss her in the rain.

22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

26. Give her what she wants

27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.

29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time

30. If u care about her...SHOW it!

Note: Boys, this post is NOT a joke and you really should do those things whenever possible, and not the other way around because you think that this only a humorous tips.

Cool and Fun Cars' Accessories

I never imagined before that cute cars like Mini Cooper and Volkswagen (VW) Golf can be modified into a cool rides. With the right addition of accessories, any cars can become more fun, and most importantly, more personalize and shows about your true identity.

I recently found a cool upgrade that can be applied to any automobiles, vertical doors. This accessory also known as scissors doors, beetle-wings doors, jack-knife doors, and mostly as Lamborghini doors or Lambo doors. This due to the fact that the first production car to feature the doors was a Lamborghini Countach.




The innovator of this design was Marcello Gandini, an Italian car designer who noted for designing numerous exotic as well as practical cars. He was having concern over the car's extremely poor rear visibility. That was why he designed the vertical doors, that in order to reverse the car, the driver would be able to lift the door and lean his upper body out of the hatch in order to see behind the car.


This Lambo doors or vertical doors have some advantages over conventional doors:

• The possibility of operating the car with the door open.
• Can be useful for parking in a tight space.
• The hinge is placed in a similar location to a conventional door, so a convertible version of the car is possible.

Now, let's talk about the cool parts. When you grab the Lambo door handle is where the fun begins. Just pull the door to regular distance and then it will stop. Just lift up, and now watch as it elevates above and beyond! The door will reach a point where it will not go any higher. This allows you to effortlessly get in and out of your vehicle- talk about luxury! It is a dazzling appearance that is unforgettable for every pair of eyes who witness it!

As usual, to define your vehicle's true identity, we always recommend you to check CARiD. They are the online automotive accessories superstore that specializes in providing drivers with car accessories and truck accessories that add a distinctive touch. Every major aftermarket manufacturer is on display at CARiD.com to satisfied your needs. Try it now!