Funny but Inspiring Quotes

Check out these quotes. They're inspiring for our lives, but they're also hilarious and funny too.

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Funny Pics to Refresh Your Mind

There are a lot of funny photos spread on the internet. Some of them were taken from person who posed funny in purpose, while the others were a lucky shots from accidental moments. These are some hilarious photos with no specific theme, just to refresh your mind:

The reason why women can't be a mechanic

Men's worst dream

School trip?

Mirror-mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of all....

Romantic couples

Anybody knows why she lose the contest?

True Stories about Stupid PC Customer

"I downloaded Netscape and tried to install it. It said not to install this version if I was running Win95. So I uninstalled 95..."

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

An IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1 first.

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my Warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder.

Related Post: Another Tech Jokes

Celebrities without Makeup

Did you ever feel that yourself are ugly? Or did you ever feeling like in love with a celebrity? Well, think again! Celebs ain't that perfect, and they can look like an "ordinary" people.
Below are some pictures of most favorite celebrities on their daily life when they're not wearing as much makeups as they do on scene.



-------------------Cameron Diaz-----------------------Britney Spears ------------


------------------Cristina Ricci-----------------------Renee Zellweger------------

----------------Anna Kournikova--------------------Pamela Anderson--------------


------------------Penelope Cruz---------------------Drew Barrymore---------------


Watching all the pictures above makes you think less of them, huh? But not all of celebs' beauty are fake. Some of them still have their natural beauty, even with only a little makeups on. Below are the examples:

Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jessica Alba


Jennifer Lopez & Kate Winslet


Gisele Bundchen & Eva Longoria

Word Teaser

I've got some hilarious riddles for you. This is the kind of riddle that makes you think, but also makes you laugh in the other hand.


Question no. 1
The first two letters are a man.
The first three letters are a woman.
The first four letters are a great man.
The whole word is a great woman.

Question no. 2
There is a common English word that is nine letters long.
Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter.
What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

Question no.3
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place


The Answers

No. 1 The word is heroine

No. 2 The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I

No. 3 The letter 'e'

Garfield Comics

Who doesn't know Garfield? He's probably the most famous cat in the world. Thousands of Garfield comic strips have been published in newspapers, internet, or magazine. These are couple samples of Garfield comics: