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Another fresh jokes for you.....

Doctor and Patient

Mrs. Smith is sad, because her only son, John, who only has been a year practice as a doctor is falling in love with one of his patient and want to marry her.
"Why are you sad? Isn't it usual when a doctor is marrying his patient?" says her friend.
"How can it be usual" says Mrs. Smith. "My son is a vet."

I Like The Way You Think

Danny sit with his mind wandering when his Math teacher explaining the equation. The teacher looks little bit angry and ask a question to him.
Danny: Yes, sir?
Teacher: Danny, if there are 3 ducks sit on a fence and you shoot 1 of them with a gun then how many ducks left?
Danny: With a gun sir? Then the answer is obviously no ducks left. Because of the sound of the gunfire the other ducks will fly away.
Teacher: Wrong, the answer is still two ducks left. But I like the way you thinking.
Danny: Okay sir, now my turn to ask a question. If there are 3 women out from ice cream store, one of them bites her ice cream cone, the other licks it, and the last one sucks it, which one of them is married?
Teacher: Hmmm...off course the one that sucks her ice cream.
Danny: Wrong sir, the correct answer is the one who is wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you thing though...

Smart Wife

Golda is wearing a new and very beautiful fur coat.
"You are a very lucky woman. Only a good husband is willing to buy an expensive coat for his wife." says her friend.
"Lucky?" Golda replies. "He was forced to bought me this because I caught him kissed our servant."
"What a shame. Then you have already fired your servant, right?"
"No" says Golda. "I still need a new pair of shoes."

Our First Comics Post

These are some funny comic strips or caricature with various themes. People usually like these kind of funny stuffs, because they can laugh without the necessity to read. Although, some cartoonist and comic artists like to make their works a little bit complicated, thus need some thinking to understand them.

Click these comics to enlarge it!

Rock Steady

Meets Bill Dan, the master of balancing things. He's an artist with the ability to arrange series of things vertically with great balance. Basically the abilities that he capable of is very extraordinaire, but many people didn't believe that he didn't use some kind of glue or magical tricks. Dan resists all the accusations that declare that his work is a fake. He very much loves this art because it's characteristic is so unique and have so much beauty in it.

Most of his works is involving rocks; that's because he is a sculpture artist

Dan was born in Indonesia, and worked as a warehouseman before discovering the artistic possibilities of rock along the San Francisco Bay shoreline and his emergent skill in manipulating them. Dan has amazed the audiences in San Fransisco beach since 1994 with his action of arrange rocks with various sizes in vertical order. Though many of his works is involved with rocks, he also experiments with other things, such as shoe, bike, glass, or even a live things like bird.

Hmmm.....is that a real bird?

If you are thinking that his works are a fake check out this pictures when he doing it in front of the live audiences.

For more of Bill Dan's artwork, visit his website :

http://www.rock-on-rock-on.com/
http://www.billdan.blogspot.com/

Enjoy!

Our First Jokes Post

This is the first time we post jokes in this blog. We hope that these humors and funny stories are funny enough for you:

Beautiful Girl and A Crosswords

A police interrogates a young and beautiful blonde girl who has become a suspect of a homicide on Saturday night. But the girl stay to shut her mouth when she was asked where was she on that night when the murder occurred.
"I can't say anything to you" says the girl.
"You have to tell us!" shouts the officer.
"Okay. I.. I was at home doing crossword at that night."
"You lie. Why didn't you tell us earlier if you only did that?"
"Isn't that something embarrassing! A beautiful girl like me spent a Saturday night doing a crossword all night long!"

Tease Me!

A girl complains to her mother, "When I was on the movie theater I have to moved from my sit 5 times."
"Why, were there a lot of pervert guys bothering you?"
"Yes" says the girl, "Eventually!".

Paying the Debt

A husband and wife are having a bath together when the doorbell in their house is ringing. The wife is wearing her bathrobe and goes down stair to open the door.
She find that is was Ben, her husband best friends. "My husband is taking a bath. You can come again later"says the wife. Ben choose to come in and whispering "I've got a hundred dollars in my pocket and will give it to you if you open your bathrobe."
The wife feel a little bit offended, but she desperately needs the money so she agreed. She open her bathrobe and wear it back almost instantly. Ben fulfill his promise and pays the money. When the wife open the door to let Ben go, Ben whispering again "I've still got a hundred dollars in my pocket. I will give it to you if you kiss me for couple of minutes." Now the wife is really shocked, but because she needs the money she does what Ben asked. After finished the wife take the money and tell Ben to go away.
After that the wife goes back to bathroom and join her husband with a guilty feeling. "Who was that honey?" the husband ask. "Oh, that's Ben" she reply.
"Ben" The husband says, "Today he's gonna return two hundred dollars that he owe me. Did he give it to you honey?"